Happy Birthday to my Dad! 
Today my dad turns 81, and the big question is: what on earth do you buy an 81-year-old man who spends his days either glued to the news or shouting answers at The Chaser? 
Honestly, the man already owns more socks than anyone could possibly need. He could wear a brand-new pair every day and still have some left over to knit a jumper. And don’t even get me started on the fact that if I tried to buy him something techy, we’d need an instruction manual, a tutorial, and probably a hotline to tech support. 
So, here’s to you, Dad—may your day be filled with all your favourite things: a comfy chair, a cuppa, and probably a very loud opinion about today's news headlines. 
If anyone’s got ideas for next year’s gift, let me know, because I’m running out of sock options! 